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Archive for the ‘Site News’ Category

Until Further Notice:

Hello All Vamps, Donors, and Curious Readers,

Due to college, various other projects, and certain life changes in the recent past and near future, my work on Real Vampire News will be significantly decreased. As I can, I will be posting various topics of interest, but this site should not be considered a “One-Stop Shop” for the time being. Hopefully there will continue to be guest submissions posted, which ought to be pretty groovy.

If you are interested in becoming a writer/news-finder-and-poster/etc for Real Vampire News, please feel free to send an e-mail to webmaster@RealVampireNews.com

If you find that your vampire readings requirements are not being met, I suggest you check out one of the following sites:

I hope you will pardon this lapse in responsibility on my site.

Sincerely,

-John Reason

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Sharkey Calls Most Real Vampires Terrorists

Jonathon Sharkey has been an annoyance for some time, but now I am on the ragged edge of pissed off by his stupidity. When he ran for governor, I laughed. When he was accused of abducting girls, I was concerned. Earlier today when he vehemently questioned my allegiance to my flag, and claimed I was a terrorist, I decided to take action. Read more

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“Runaway” teen is latest skeleton in vampire candidate’s closet (WTSP)

(Source: http://www.wtsp.com/includes/tools/print.aspx?storyid=127602 : Written by Noah Pransky)

Jonathan “The Impaler” Sharkey finds himself caught in scandal once again.  The self-professed vampire has a brand-new fiancee who was just reported missing in Ohio. Read more

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The Issue of Jonathan Sharkey

Jonathon Sharkey is many things, and most of them are pretty poor. He seems to be a fairly “messed-up” individual. He has proclaimed that he drinks the blood of his underage fiancee, that he wants to murder the former president Bush, and that he is going to change the way the government works. He is also an idiot. Many people feel that if you ignore him, he will go away. I on the other hand think that vampires might want to attempt to distance themselves from this man if at all possible.

Darkness Embraced has already posted a notice stating that they basically want nothing to do with him. I suggest that others do the same.

Whether you think Sharkey should be ignored, discussed, or supported, I urge you to visit this poll at the VVC to post your thoughts in the poll.

-John Reason

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Welcome To Real Vampire News

Hi folks! You are visiting Real Vampire News during its official-unofficial opening. We are not quite under construction, but we are seriously mopping the floors. Soon we will have a new theme, and a lot more content. If you know of a news article, short story, or decent explanation of Real Vampirism, feel free to submit it at Webmaster@RealVampireNews.com

Thanks for stopping by, and come back again soon.

-John Reason

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